What is piffle?

Piffle is … (according to the dictionarium)

nonsense, rubbish, garbage, malarkey, hot air, bull, pants, rot, trash, bunk,tosh  bilge, drivel, twaddle, tripe, guff, hogwash, hokum, bunkum, codswallop, poppycock, balderdash, bosh, eyewash, hooey, tommyrot, horsefeathers, tarradiddle, bizzo, bull's wool ,tosh, pap, cobblers

 

It is also an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.

 

2 piffles is one plop

2 plops is one dollop.

4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle

3 ladles is one cauldron.

6 plops is one ladle

12 piffles is one ladle.

18 plops is one cauldron,

36 piffles is one cauldron

9 dollops is one cauldron.

 

AND it is the place you plop into for some poetry or stories of many delicious flavours made just for you.

 

Who is Mr Piffle?

Mr Piffle is the man in charge. He is the one, The big one  the great one, the one who says yes and says no and sometimes says mmmm. He steers the ship, conducts the orchestra and designs the future.

 

Who is Bizzo Balderdash?

Bizzo is the clown, the fun meister, the chuckle champion. She paints the pictures and splashes in the colours to the great design. She is in charge of the Balderdash Books, the keeper of the keys to the castle of chaos. She is quite simply amazing. She is also the one who wrote this.

 

Who writes all this piffle?

Piffle is written by many people who live and work in the Piffle Palace.

Piffle is written by you if you want to?

 

Who do i talk to if i have a question or an answer or song?

Write to MrPiffle@icloud.com and Mr Piffle or Bizzo will look at it and lick it and smell it and then go mmmmm.

And then they will send you something.

It might be a reply or a raspberry, a round of applause or a radish.

 

Where is the Palace of Piffle?

Can’t tell you. Big secret. Has to be. Or else we would be feeding five thousand funsters who wanted to run away from the ordinary and live in a madhouse, or run away from a madhouse and live in a funny farm.

The great Palace of Piffle is, as the email address suggests………in the clouds!!!!!

 

Where do i find stuff on this piffling site?

Where ever you look - everywhere.

And to help you -  follow the yellow brick road ( which is multicoloured ) at the top of the page and click on a word.

If you get lost, click the beginning and it will bring you back to where you started and if you want to leave click the end and your period of piffling will pause until the next time.

 

How do i submit my piffle?

You can email your piffle direct to MrPiffle@icloud.com and don't forget to send us your pics!

 

How do I buy Piffle?

You can buy Piffle at our brand new online store. Check it out here - new products are being added all the time

 

How do I eat spaghetti?

With chopsticks

 

How do i download piffle purchases?

At the moment, to purchase audio files, you must buy these in our shop and submit your email for Mr Piffle to then send you the audio files to your email so you can download them from there.

 

When do i receive my piffle products?

We know how impatient and excited and twitchy we get when we want something and have to wait so we are always in running shoes running, running here and running there and then running back again to get it to you as quick as a stick. Sometimes we have to make it or print it or write it or record it or wrap it so you may have to be in hospital (be patient!)

 

When do I go to bed?

Anytime you like!