“My dog’s got no nose”

“How does he smell?”“Terrible!”

 

Q: Knock Knock

A: “Who’s there?”

Q: “Ive dunnup”

A:“Ive dunnup who”

Q: “ Oh that is disgusting  you should have used the toilet!”

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?

A: Bless you!

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Nobel----Nobel who?

A: No bell, that's why I knocked!

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Leaf----Leaf who?

A: Leaf me alone!

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----lettuce----lettuce who?

A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!

 

 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Aaron----Aaron who?

A: Why Aaron you opening the door?

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who?

A: You're welcome!

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii who?

A: I'm fine, Hawaii you?

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Orange----Orange who?

A: Orange you even going to open the door!

 

 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Gray Z----Gray Z who?

A: Gray Z mixed up kid.

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Who----Who Who?

A: Is there an owl in there?

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Anita----Anita who?

A: Anita to borrow a pencil.

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Woo----Woo who?

A: Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Figs----Figs who?

A: Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

 

 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Alice----Alice who?

A: Alice fair in love and war.

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Annie----Annie Who?

A: Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

 

 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Yukon----Yukon who?

A: Yukon say that again!

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Boo----Boo Who?

A: Well you don't have to cry about it.

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Theodore----Theodore who?

A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

 

 

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Cher----Cher who?

A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

 

 

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Amos----Amos who?

A: A mosquito bit me!

 

 

Q: What do you call an underwater spy?

A: James Pond!

 

 

Q: Why did the book join the police?

A: He wanted to go undercover!

 

 

Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

A: The scientists were brainstorming!

 

 

Q: What kind of car does a farmer drive?

A: A cornvertable!

 

 

Q: What do you call a flying police officer?

A: A helicopper!

 

 

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?

A: With cabbage patches!

 

 

Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?

A: So he could loaf around!

 

 

Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

A: It was too heavy to carry!

 

 

Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.